Ciamanto

Lyrics

We are the Geotechnical Gangsters, of the city of LA,
we cover the county too, and the state of Californ-I-A.
We also work out of state, but don't you worry about that,
cos' most of our work's in the hood where it's good,
cos' we know where it's at.

We have our own Godfathers, starting with the founder Caro,
and Maestra Becka Fabian, don't mess with her, she's real thorough.
And the old timer Steve Miller, they set the groundwork back in the '80s,
They're not messin' around, still testing the ground, and keeping up with the latest.

The latest rules and regulations, we're always stayin' on top.
And our value engineering, we're your favorite one-stop shop.
We cover methane mitigation, and hazardous waste disposal too.
Soil testing and everything in between, there's nothing we can't do.

We even got our own gangsta doggie, for sure he's a real G.
He makes sure nobody gets out of line, or he'll have the last word between you and he.
We got some straight G inspectors, keeping the contractors in line,
making sure the job is done right, that's why they count on us every time.

We got a slick admin staff too, keeping things moving along real smooth,
And a real bad-ass drafting crew, making these drawings like Van Gogh.
We got the Don's Consigliere, and Ciamanto Corleone too,
and his protege Zeidan, and cousin Austin's world-class wrecking crew.

We got the old-timers from the old country, Mohandes Reza and Agha Raffi.
These guys are always coppin' a feel and always keepin' it real,
dotting the I's and crossing the T's.

We got top-class engineers, led by Caro's show and tell,
and world-class geologists, led by the wizard Dr. Rockwell.
We've been in the 'hood since '03, with TVR and AP,
and boy you better believe, we're always keeping it real.

Between AES and Arroyo, we got you covered out real good.
Geotechnical and Environmental, the word is out in the hood.

You got a geotechnical problem to solve, or a geologic complexity,
or an environmental catastrophe, or a regulatory absurdity.
Then call the Geotechnical Gangsters, we in the 818,
552-6000, we guarantee to get it straight.